I know that there aren’t people out there like me. I wish there were. The fact of the matter is that when I walk outside my apartment and look over at the trash bin and see this.
I don’t have normal thoughts like other people. I don’t think oh some kid has probably torn a hole in their stuffed toy so an adult has thrown it out. My first thought was that it was an alien and this was the form they chose to invade our world before killing us all. I wish I didn’t have this thought for long before getting into my car and then driving away but I didn’t. You see I had the idea that if I stared at the plushy alien then it couldn’t move and therefore not begin the attack. I looked at it a bit before going inside and staring at it through the window but then……it stated moving. It didn’t feel windy enough to move even a lightly stuffed animal of that size. So in order to save the world I went to get a closer look. And it didn’t really less my worry at first. Not only did this alien come in this crazy form but it had fangs
And then I got closer and realized it was had some evil dracula collar thing going on with this weird red thing on his eye.
And at that point I figured it really was just an old stuffed animal that was apparently dressed up for Halloween and was now of no use to anyone. But for a good 15 minutes of my day I was on the front lines of an alien invasion.
In other news I went to the hair store aka the black people store where the girls go to buy their hair and other accoutrement. I wanted to find some new curly hair with a big curl but instead on the $5.99 wigs table I found this. I knew I needed to own it. I didn’t know at what point I would wear it just that it had to be mine. Here’s hoping there is some ridiculous costume big July 4th celebration where this will come in handy.
Today is a day which needs to be spent getting things done. Tonight will be seeing Kevin Smith at House of Blues. Fingers crossed that half of the questions asked aren’t answered with stories I’ve already heard a million times.
